I need to get some of this cream!!

I read this article, haven't actually tried this yet.....Women are flocking to buy a new cream that claims it can eliminate cellulite in as little as 9 minutes. Adonia LegTone serum sells for close to $140 and uses the regenerative properties of plant stem cells to help breathe life back into dormant or weakened human skin stem cells. Clinical tests found that the cream reduced cellulite by as much as 47% in nine minutes and by 70% over a six-week period.