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The “Mirdle”?

 

On an episode of Seinfeld, George's dad had an idea to manufacture a bra for men because when they get old, their pectorals begin to sag and need some support. Then he and Kramer argue about the name. Should it be the “Manzier” or the “Bro.” Well it appears they were not too far off, because a company has just come out with Lumbar Wear for men. It starts out like normal underwear but then travels most of the way up his chest. Honestly it looks like a girdle for guys. 

The “Mirdle”? 

Now the company claims this giant pair of underwear will help a guy with back pain because it keeps his spine straight. It also sucks in all the extra lumpy, bumpy flesh and gives him a great look under his clothes. I don’t know about you but I think this pretty much makes it official. Guys have become Girls. They now get facials, wear makeup, have things waxed, get manicures, carry purses or man-bags, have tons of shoes in their closet, and wear skinny feminine jeans. Heck even some of their haircuts seem to be taken from the pages of Comso, or at least Working Woman. And on top of that they get their hair highlighted.  I don’t know if there is a market for these “Mirdles” but if you are looking you can get one here for $50.